The race was boring, follow the leader. Kyle Busch led most of the way and no one came close to making a run at him. That's a bad omen for the racing tonight.
One of the few accidents was, predictably, Steven Wallace. This kid tears up Daddy Rusty's race car week after week, usually destroying other more skilled drivers' cars in the process.
In his post-crash interview, Wallace gave his usual incoherent, bizarre, obnoxious, and clueless interpretation of events. He said that he cut a tire down when he ran into the wall, then he strangely added, I'm paraphrasing here, "I had been seeing everyone else brush the wall, Junior brushed it, then I when I hit it, it cut a tire down." Uh, ok Stevie, so you thought it was ok to hit the wall at Daytona, because you saw Junior do it? You're smart!
Seriously, this kid speaks as if Rusty dropped him on his head one time too many. At least Rusty speaks clearly when he spouts his confusing and rambling nonsense. The younger Wallace has the same befuddlement about using the English language, but he delivers his gibberish in a childlike, mush-mouthed babble.
Stevie continued his defense of his horrible driving skills by concluding, more paraphrasing, "Well, you know what they say, at Daytona you either run up front, run at the back, or you wreck." He's learned the cliche that you're supposed to say after you get caught up in someone else's wreck, except Wallace was in a wreck of his own making. Again.
Everything about Steven Wallace screams, "I'm a profoundly ignornant spoiled brat with questionable driving skills. It sure is fun to have my rich daddy provide an endless stream of quality race cars for me to wreck each week."
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